Friday, December 23

Happy Holidays, mutherfuckers.

A of all, the abbreviation of the Citizen's Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms looks very Russian. I don't mean modern Russian either. It looks like old-school USSR communist Russian. Pretty bad ass.

B of all, I picture the next frame of this delightful xmas comic being a big brigh red explosion with maybe half of jesus face (with at least one eye ball) splattered on the screen. Santa has a gun, the evil terrorist man bent on destroying Christmas has explosives. Gee santa. Looks like this time not even your communist-red nosed reindeer can save the day this time. Jesus and all those other little innocent children will die. But hey. At least you're working on that bad-ass image of yours. I'd certianly feel a lot safer knowing that a strange man walked into my house once a year packing heat and leaving packages for us.

And finally, the true meaning of Xmas according to Google images:

Mmmm. Gimme some o' that.

Oh and let's not forget the true meaning of Santa either:

This is the second image result for "Santa".


This was there too.

Happy Holidays


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