Better Than Bill

Okay, first of all, this blog is one of my new favorites. Fuck Bill, this is my new favorite christian blog.

The Bible teaches that the Lord will salvage a finite number of souls at the end of time, and that these were chosen before all time by His infinite will. It is a shame to see so many who are on the path to damnation, but the end is drawing near, and those who have made their choice to side with the Devil now are going to have to stick with that choice.

That is the most reassuring thing I've ever heard. I sure hope I'm on god's VIP list!

I do not believe it is possible to blaspheme the Holy Spirit with sodomy and then repent -- I believe these sinners are on the path to hell.

Fuck.

Well it's a good read even if I am on the path to hell. Unfortunately, she knows too much and we'll have to get rid of her. She somehow stumbled upon The Homosexual Agenda cleverly hidden by the gay mafia in the farthest reaches of a christian evangelical website. For those of you unfamiliar with Our Agenda, it starts out a little something like this.

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theatre bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, however men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us.

Typically We only allow members high in the Homosexual Heirarchy to see our manifesto, but now that it's been leaked I see no harm in sharing it with you. You should know what to expect in the coming years. We're planning a huge orgy for next years Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade at which not even Santa will be safe from sodomization.

Get ready ya'll. You've been warned.