Tuesday, October 25

Private(r) high school

Effective immediately, and over student complaints, the teens were told to dismantle their Myspace.com accounts or similar sites with personal profiles and blogs. Defy the order and face suspension, students were told.
I could kinda understand the reason for doing that to Myspace, but I still disagree entirely with an outright ban on it and blogging. There's no way I could respect this rule. In fact, I'd probably write a few nasty blog entries about it and get expelled to a public school.

Saturday, October 22

Touch me, Bat Boy



Batboy The Musical is happening! November 3 through 5 at Robsham theater! I just wanted a reason to post that picture.

Friday, October 14

Alerting terrorists for year!

This video is quite amusing. Note also that he's using a Mac, albeit an outdated model. Anyway it's the story of the guy who came up with our color-coded terror alert system. He's a nice guy.

Tuesday, October 11

What's a hoe?

Apparently not too different from a rake.

Kama Sutra by Bush

From the quiz's answer page:
It's shocking, but all of the "answers" below are being taught as fact to American teens thanks to President Bush's federally-funded abstinence-only programs...
3. Fifty percent of gay teens are what?
B: Infected with HIV. (Middle School FACTS [112-113])
Oh shit. Either me or my roommate has AIDS. I'll go have us get tested and execute the offending party. Thanks Prezzie Bush!

Oh and I found this to be just as useful:
Women who want to keep a partner should do what? B: Never ever never act too smart.
Any ladies out there with man-trouble, drop out of college or high school (or grade school if you still can) and you'll be on the same road to romantic success as Britney. She's been married to the same guy for, what, 9 months now? That's 8 months and 29 days longer than her last marriage! Success!

Thursday, October 6

Tuesday, October 4

How to kill me

This is the scariest thing I've ever heard of.
A woman went to her doctor complaining of headaches - and was told there was a spider living her ear.
I would have put a shotgun to my ear if my doctor told me that. Oh my god, every time I get an ear itch for the next month I'm gonna start screaming about spiders.

Yay for more therapy.