Wednesday, December 28

Bloody Mary

William Donahue, President ot the Catholic League:
"Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular ... Hollywood likes anal sex."

What the hell people?! Has every major christian religion out there lost it? I expected as much from protestant christianity, but catholics usually carry themselves with dignity and class. And recently a lot less ant-Semitism. It appears however that the conspiracy theory stating that the Children of Abraham control Hollywood has finally reached the catholics too. It always did take the catholics a while to catch on to what the rest of the world was doing.

Why should you even care about William Donahue and the Catholic League? Because much like the Justice League stands for justice, the Catholic League stands for good old Catholic censorship. I can't wait til that episode leaks onto the internet. It's going straight to my ipod.


More goodness from William Donahue:
Well, first they said it [The Passion of the Christ] was anti-Semitic. That didn't work. Then they said it was too violent. That didn't work. Then they said it was S & M. That didn't work. Then they said it was pornography. That didn't work. Now they're saying it's fascistic queer-bashing. That kind of language would ordinarily get somebody taken away in a straitjacket and -- put you in the asylum. I don't know what about -- the queer-bashing is all about. I'm pretty good about picking out who queers are and I didn't see any in the movie. I'm usually pretty good at that. [MSNBC, Scarborough Country, 3/12/04]

Yeah. He's real good about that. If you know what I mean. My question is, who the hell said The Passion was pornography and "queer-bashing"? I seem to remember the main controvesy being that it showed in more graphic detail than any horror movie to date one man being torn apart by various instruments of torture. Anyway, Donahue's a great guy with lots of great quotes. Check it.

UPDATE
Oopsie! How'd these get here?

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