Wednesday, January 11

Numbus 2000?

�The Nimbus 2000 features a grooved stick and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on. Sounds can also be activated when the switch is set in standby mode. Requires three AA batteries (included),� reviewer Larry White adds.

This beats the tarzan doll that flashed people when he pounded his chest as kinkiest kiddy toy of all time. Unfortunately, batteries reqruired.

There isn't more.

3 comments:

banzaimonkey said...

That being the Harry Potter broomstick disguised as a vibrator? Or something like that...

Good times. ;)

Peter said...

Yep. The crotch-numbing numbus 2000.

Peter said...

It's also out of stock. :D