There will be a place in the Galilee where evangelical Christians from all over the world can come to celebrate the actual place where Jesus Christ lived and taught......all for the low, low price of a privately chartered jet to the holy land and a week long admission ticket to Jesus' latest investment, a theme park.
"Mommy can I ride Galgatha Express again?"
"No darling. The line's too long. Let's go on Lazarus' Haunted Bayou! It's supposed to be inspirational!"
"Fine but I want to stop by the gift shop for the new Passion of the Christ Pull-string Doll."
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