Where Their Money's Going Anyway

This gives new meaning to money burning a hole in your pocket. (Nudie pictures behind the link. You've been warned.)

Introducing the Nekkid Euro:


Not legal tender. (Illegal tender?) OH THE PLETHORA OF POTENTIAL PORNOGRAPHIC PUNS!!!

Fake porn euro notes being sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash. The notes, in 300, 600 and 1,000 euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature hunky men and big-breasted nude women. Instead of the word 'Euro' being printed in the corner these notes have 'Eros' - the Greek god of love.

The fact that this works makes me wonder why and how this is happening in Germany and not America. Oh Germany, with your crazy glasses ads and your pornographic money and your Nazis, you are a silly silly nation.