Superdick

Does anyone like Superman? He's way too powerful and every single time he has to save the world some supervillain just throws a bit of kryptonite into a muffin to slow him down for a bit before the muffin is eventually contained in lead and he's able to stop the evildoers. He's just too good. This article however shows that his enormous power is eclipsed perhaps only by his ego.

Relax I'll do it after I count all this beautiful cash.
~Superboy as a girl is about to fall to her death