GoogleNet

Holy crap, they actually will own their very own internet. Unbefuckinglievable. Well, hurray for free internet right? Woot.

NYC Grapevine

Just stumbled across this site. It's actually a really clever idea. I'm sure you hear a lot of crazy shit while walking around big cities. Who would have thought to compile them in one place? Well I may just add this to my links page cause this looks like it's updated fairly regularly. Funny stuff.

Dude on cell: ...so I picked it up and there was, like, some brown stuff on it that I thought was, like, dirt. So I went to brush it off with my hand...but dude, it, like, wasn't dirt...no...

Pass the Kool-Aid

This is why the streets aren't flooded with bunnies. Apparently they kill themselves as fast as they reproduce. No net change. Poor bunnies. They could probably use some counseling.I can't help em though cause I'm laughing to hard at their suicide attempts.

Obsoletely Fabulous

Futurama is one of my all-time favorite cartoon/tv shows of all time. Needless to say I was elated when I saw that somenoe had built Bender. He has a DVD burner, can hold a terabyte of information, and says "Bite my shiny metal ass!"


"Behold my hand-crafted purity. The modern world can bite by splintery wooden ass!"

Instant Mess

This is a clever short film satire which I think anyone using the internet can enjoy. Which means you must enjoy it. So click and watch. I feel sorry for that fish. And that was the least hot gay kiss scene ever. Don't worry, this movie is definitely safe for work. Unless you're not supposed to be slacking off and watching movies or reading blogs, but if you get in trouble for that it's your own damn fault.

Google Talk

Who called it? Google Talk is out today. Join up cause I wanna try it out. All you need is a gmail account and an IM client that runs on Jabber. Download theirs or use your own. Looks good to me.

Conversation Whores

Nine people, including a homosexual, an imam, a journalist, a Muslim woman and a gypsy, will be available at the Malmoe Library for members of the public to "borrow" for a 45-minute conversation in the library's outdoor cafe.

Yeah I don't quite know what to say about this. Crazy Swedes, maybe? I don't know why an imam or homo would sign on for this. The people who do rent them are going to either be sympahtizers or shit-heads who want to make asses of themselves and/or the rental. Oh wait, that would be America. I'm sure in Sweden they only have nice people who would innocently inquire as to the difficulties of leading a minority life. Like being Swedish.

And what the fuck is up with that journalist? Is the guy that wrote that article the only one up there? If so, why not an insightful first-person narrative? Now I have no idea how the other side lives.

The Birth of Jessica

This is a picture I made last year for Latin club tshirts. It's my very own stylish remix of the classic Boticelli painting. Mine's way better. Unfortunately, no one else at my school has good taste and my shirt wasn't chosen. Oh well. It's still awesome. I think I'll color it in photoshop later.

How to Tell When A Relationship is Over in 90 Seconds

Note to viewers: There is not reason I'm posting this other than that it is hilarious. It's good stuff. Laugh it up.

Jabber the Hutt

Oh my god, more great shit from google! Seriously, these people either don't sleep, or are robots. The best part about this one is that if it runs on Jabber, I can still use iChat and not have to change anything! Ah! Yay for google.

Newords!

I was kinda disappointed with the definitions of hoover and cockapoo, but other than that, I kinda like these new words.

"To suit the pace of our lifestyle today there is a growing tendency to mix words together to make entirely new ones called blends," the dictionary researchers said.

If that isn't proof that we're getting stupider I don't know what is. This is the exact trend picked up on in Orwell's 1984. Well, good bye English, hello engrish. Ever notice how most advertisments and such ignore capitalization and punctuation? Looks trendy, but that coupled with AIM has created a generation of semi-illiterates.

Okay this post was meant to celebrate the new words added to our language. Like "muppet" which is an offensive term meaning (I can only assume) someone who has a hand up their ass. Here's to all the muppets and chuckleheads (people who chuckle whilst getting/receiving head?) out there.

It seems like this happened just a few months before. I guess they're updating much more frequently now that new slang terms are popping up all over the internets. Can't wait til the next installment. Prolly won't have to.

Why Can't I Own A Canadian?

I found another great article, this one written to a homophobic, Jewish radio personality who used Levitcus 18:22 ("Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.") as an argument against homosexuality because apparently a coherent and well thought-out argument is good enough to straighten out ever gay man (and woman) out there. The article lists a slew of other outdated Old Testament laws.

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

The radio host never answered. Anyway, the really weird thing about this article is that it was posted on a Mormon humanist website. The Mormon church is not the most accepting of homosexuals. In fact, they're so bad, they made a movie about it. It's a weird romantic comedy/tragedy. It gets really depressing at parts beyond the usual "I'm moving to Tokyo because you broke my heart." in straight romantic comedies. No no no, this is much more Shakespearian and tragic, and for about a good third of the film you think one of the main characters committed suicide. But what kind of a shitty movie would that be, right? In the end (no pun intended) the two guys get back together and love each other forever. The end.

So the Geek

I'm going to have to check this out later. Playing around with the Terminal is so much fun now that I finally know what to do with it. I think I may just switch over to Unix. Okay prolly not, but this is still heckaz fun.

Spamalot

Okay bitches. What have we leanred from the last couple of times you left ads on my blog? They get deleted. Please, stop wasting your time on ads no one will see. More importantly, stop wasting my time. I will report you and your blog to blogger if you do it again. Go fuck yourself you pig-fucking marketing whores. Pissing people off is not selling shit.

Most Fucked-Up Website Ever

Yeah I don't even know what to say about this one. It's got a bunch of looping animations and stuff you can interact with. Neat. Creepy. Enjoy.

Oxygen Makes You High

Stumbled across this site. Thought it was funny. It reminds me of Fight Club a little bit.

Superdick

Does anyone like Superman? He's way too powerful and every single time he has to save the world some supervillain just throws a bit of kryptonite into a muffin to slow him down for a bit before the muffin is eventually contained in lead and he's able to stop the evildoers. He's just too good. This article however shows that his enormous power is eclipsed perhaps only by his ego.

Relax I'll do it after I count all this beautiful cash.
~Superboy as a girl is about to fall to her death

Hate in Action

Yeah it's only been a few minutes since my last post but this one's important. Jazz was at Joey's party tonight and alerted me to this recent situation in Tennessee in which a gay blogger named Zach has created quite a bit of turmoil. I can't possibly know what he went through but there was a time when I was afraid I might be sent to one of these. I honestly find it hard to believe these things still exist. They come up in the news every now and then, and I'm just shocked by the ignorance and stupidity of the people who run these things. The guy who started "Love in Action", Mr. Spid, is a recovering (recovered?) homosexual. He probably got laughed out of most gay circles for being named Spid. I'll bet he's short, bald, fat with no neck, no kids, and not an ounce of happiness in his life. Now it's time for Spid's Flaming Revenge served on a hot plate of Jesus. My sympathies go out to Zach and all the other kids at the camp. The thing I really don't get about these camps though is how they're even supposed to work if they're bringing all the gay kids to one place. Does, for instance, Zach room with the girls? If so what do they do to prevent the lezzies from being their lesbian selves? Bah, read the article. I'm too pissed off to write any more.

Bush's Bald Fetish

Stumble is easily my favorite Firefox feature. I find some really great stuff. You have to weed through a lot of shit and occasionally it'll tell you that even it has run out of sites to give you but you'll eventually come across a nugget like this one. Click the title, bitchez.

Sick of St. Louis

I'm kinda getting sick of St. Louis. Fewer and fewer people remain each day and I just want to move off to college. Meh, at least I'll be having lots of fun until I do leave.

Volleyball Pitures

Nick just posted pictures from a few days ago. We went to play beach volleyball with some musicians before one of them left for Germany. Anyway, enjoy the pictures.


I love this picture. It could very well be the best recent picture of me (I am aware of). Sad but true.


I had to darken Nick a bit cause he was too close to the flash when I took the picture so it looks kinda shitty, but you can still see his fabulous piano belt, a going away from Kristy and Robin (and probably Holly).


Said purchasers of aforementioned belt.



Robin's bug. Fuckin' cute.


I believe this was my reaction to a discussion of Robin's father's back-hair. Wretch.


A less than great picture of me in Nick's basement.

Free Internet

Deep down inside, you knew this would happen. They're popping up everywhere. You can go to virtually any public setting now and be connected to about 30 different wireless networks for free. Continuing it's tradition of easy access and availability of internet access and content, Google is now rumored to be creating a nationwide free wifi network. They've tested it in San Francisco and could go nationwide. Probably won't happen for a while. May not even happen. Still kinda cool to think about. Definitely bad news for internet service providers. Which of course begs the question, how will google fund this? I'm sure they'll find a way. Google's managed some crazy shit before. Good luck Google.

America Gets More Ignoranter

Honestly people. What the fuck? Why would you go back to using IE after using Firefox? There are absolutely no advantages and a million different reasons not to. It's not like Firefox is more difficult to use than IE. For fuck's sake you can download a theme that makes it look exactly the same. I guess people just like riding the sewers of the internet, floating along with all the shit and other unmentionables that pop up and download onto your compy. Bah, I'll never understand PC users. Hopefully this only has something to do with the college season and lots of new compies/lappies being purchased.

EDIT: For those of you who did switch back to IE (or who still use it), I just thought you might like to know you're switching back to this.

Kids Say the Darndest Things (But Not For Long!)

I didn't think it was possible for the average American to get even more ignorant. This is truly disturbing.

Over a third of the 100,000 students questioned felt the First Amendment went "too far" in guaranteeing freedom of speech, press, worship and assembly.

Only half felt newspapers should be allowed to publish stories that did not have the government's approva

I think this one is hilarious:

Roughly half the students polled wrongly believed the US government had the right to censor the internet, while two-thirds believed it was illegal to burn the US flag - another misconception.

I mean come on, kids! Where do you think you're getting your porn, whitehouse.com.gov?

Inconsistant Within

We believe that homosexuality is one of the sexualities created by God, which is in contradiction to Roman Catholic teachings that say homosexuality is bad

~ Reverend Dexter Brecht of New Orleans

God saw all that he had made--and it was good.

~Genesis 1:31

Read your own fucking Bible.

Air in Your Port

Thanks to that guy, I'm now wireless. Hello housewide internet access, good by crappy signal. I still have to get the right software to operate the printer though. :P

Topless no more!

I've made some fun desktops. I can't post the images themselves so rick click, save or control click save PC or Mac respectively.

Ice Storm

Blueberry Swirl

I just got new glasses. I think they make my head look less human.

While stumbling around the internet (thanks to byrne for returning stumble to me) I discovered this blog entry which reviews the 10 worst album covers of all time. I thought it was hilarious and should be shared with the rest of the world. Enjoy.