Sunday, February 5

Insane Clown Fag-Hater

Update on the bastard that went ape-shit at a gay bar: he's dead. (I'm opening a bottle of champagne right now.) The finale to his massacre was quite dramatic.

Robida's flight ended in a small Arkansas town, some 1,500 miles away.

Saturday the car was spotted in the northern Arkansas town of Gassville. As police officer Jim Sell attempted to apprehend Robida, the teen fired twice at the officer, killing him.

The car then sped off. State troopers laid spike strips on the roadway. Despite two punctured tires the car continued on into downtown Norfolk where police had set up a roadblock.

The car did a 180 degree turn and then slammed into several parked vehicles.

After being ordered to surrender the teen opened fire.

Baxter County Sheriff John Montgomery said that during the shootout Robida turned, pointed the gun at a female in the car with him and killed her. State Troopers said they could not confirm that the woman had been shot by Robida.

They said they would wait for ballistics tests before commenting further.

Saturday night news of Robida's capture was brought to Puzzles Lounge personally by New Bedford Mayor Scott Lang.

The news was greeted with applause.

If you wish to give him, his family, or his friend your regards on his tragic death, feel free to leave a message on his myspace. (His myspace account was finally deleted.)

Interesting quiz from said myspace:
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


100%

Gunshot


93%

Stabbed


87%

Suicide


67%

Eaten


67%

Accident


53%

Posion


53%

Drowning


33%

Cut Throat


20%

Suffocated


20%

Natural Causes


13%

Disease


0%

Bomb


0%



Oops. Guess those quizzes aren't quite as accurate as he'd have liked considering some of his other quizzes. He kinda went out with a bang. Also, scroll down to his "sex icon." Way gay. The poor fucker fancied himself to be one of the Insane Clown Posse. Looks like he didn't make it through the initiation. I'm crying on the inside. Tears of joy. They say he died in my homestate. Kinda weird that they flew him all the way out there. Especially since they flew him to Springfield. I would have thought they'd have more advanced facilities in St. Louis. Or maybe even a little closer to where the shoot-out happened in Arkansas.

le clown lui-m�me


1 comment:

Peter said...

I was reading about this in the Boston Globe today and they said that he responded to various questions (like what sort of murder weapon are you?) with "hatchet". Just goes to show how little research the media are doing (or just how ignorant they are). Those weren't fill in the blanks. Anyone with any experience on the internets could tell you that. They were quizzes from stupid websites like blogthings.com or quizilla.com. It's a shame that some people are going to read that and get totally the wrong idea about him. He wasn't smart enough to choose a weapon to kill with. He had to have the insane clown posse and an internet quiz tell him how to kill.

Amateur. :P