GoogleNet

Holy crap, they actually will own their very own internet. Unbefuckinglievable. Well, hurray for free internet right? Woot.

NYC Grapevine

Just stumbled across this site. It's actually a really clever idea. I'm sure you hear a lot of crazy shit while walking around big cities. Who would have thought to compile them in one place? Well I may just add this to my links page cause this looks like it's updated fairly regularly. Funny stuff.

Dude on cell: ...so I picked it up and there was, like, some brown stuff on it that I thought was, like, dirt. So I went to brush it off with my hand...but dude, it, like, wasn't dirt...no...

Pass the Kool-Aid

This is why the streets aren't flooded with bunnies. Apparently they kill themselves as fast as they reproduce. No net change. Poor bunnies. They could probably use some counseling.I can't help em though cause I'm laughing to hard at their suicide attempts.

Obsoletely Fabulous

Futurama is one of my all-time favorite cartoon/tv shows of all time. Needless to say I was elated when I saw that somenoe had built Bender. He has a DVD burner, can hold a terabyte of information, and says "Bite my shiny metal ass!"


"Behold my hand-crafted purity. The modern world can bite by splintery wooden ass!"

Instant Mess

This is a clever short film satire which I think anyone using the internet can enjoy. Which means you must enjoy it. So click and watch. I feel sorry for that fish. And that was the least hot gay kiss scene ever. Don't worry, this movie is definitely safe for work. Unless you're not supposed to be slacking off and watching movies or reading blogs, but if you get in trouble for that it's your own damn fault.

Google Talk

Who called it? Google Talk is out today. Join up cause I wanna try it out. All you need is a gmail account and an IM client that runs on Jabber. Download theirs or use your own. Looks good to me.

Conversation Whores

Nine people, including a homosexual, an imam, a journalist, a Muslim woman and a gypsy, will be available at the Malmoe Library for members of the public to "borrow" for a 45-minute conversation in the library's outdoor cafe.

Yeah I don't quite know what to say about this. Crazy Swedes, maybe? I don't know why an imam or homo would sign on for this. The people who do rent them are going to either be sympahtizers or shit-heads who want to make asses of themselves and/or the rental. Oh wait, that would be America. I'm sure in Sweden they only have nice people who would innocently inquire as to the difficulties of leading a minority life. Like being Swedish.

And what the fuck is up with that journalist? Is the guy that wrote that article the only one up there? If so, why not an insightful first-person narrative? Now I have no idea how the other side lives.

The Birth of Jessica

This is a picture I made last year for Latin club tshirts. It's my very own stylish remix of the classic Boticelli painting. Mine's way better. Unfortunately, no one else at my school has good taste and my shirt wasn't chosen. Oh well. It's still awesome. I think I'll color it in photoshop later.

How to Tell When A Relationship is Over in 90 Seconds

Note to viewers: There is not reason I'm posting this other than that it is hilarious. It's good stuff. Laugh it up.

Jabber the Hutt

Oh my god, more great shit from google! Seriously, these people either don't sleep, or are robots. The best part about this one is that if it runs on Jabber, I can still use iChat and not have to change anything! Ah! Yay for google.

Newords!

I was kinda disappointed with the definitions of hoover and cockapoo, but other than that, I kinda like these new words.

"To suit the pace of our lifestyle today there is a growing tendency to mix words together to make entirely new ones called blends," the dictionary researchers said.

If that isn't proof that we're getting stupider I don't know what is. This is the exact trend picked up on in Orwell's 1984. Well, good bye English, hello engrish. Ever notice how most advertisments and such ignore capitalization and punctuation? Looks trendy, but that coupled with AIM has created a generation of semi-illiterates.

Okay this post was meant to celebrate the new words added to our language. Like "muppet" which is an offensive term meaning (I can only assume) someone who has a hand up their ass. Here's to all the muppets and chuckleheads (people who chuckle whilst getting/receiving head?) out there.

It seems like this happened just a few months before. I guess they're updating much more frequently now that new slang terms are popping up all over the internets. Can't wait til the next installment. Prolly won't have to.

Why Can't I Own A Canadian?

I found another great article, this one written to a homophobic, Jewish radio personality who used Levitcus 18:22 ("Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.") as an argument against homosexuality because apparently a coherent and well thought-out argument is good enough to straighten out ever gay man (and woman) out there. The article lists a slew of other outdated Old Testament laws.

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

The radio host never answered. Anyway, the really weird thing about this article is that it was posted on a Mormon humanist website. The Mormon church is not the most accepting of homosexuals. In fact, they're so bad, they made a movie about it. It's a weird romantic comedy/tragedy. It gets really depressing at parts beyond the usual "I'm moving to Tokyo because you broke my heart." in straight romantic comedies. No no no, this is much more Shakespearian and tragic, and for about a good third of the film you think one of the main characters committed suicide. But what kind of a shitty movie would that be, right? In the end (no pun intended) the two guys get back together and love each other forever. The end.

So the Geek

I'm going to have to check this out later. Playing around with the Terminal is so much fun now that I finally know what to do with it. I think I may just switch over to Unix. Okay prolly not, but this is still heckaz fun.

Spamalot

Okay bitches. What have we leanred from the last couple of times you left ads on my blog? They get deleted. Please, stop wasting your time on ads no one will see. More importantly, stop wasting my time. I will report you and your blog to blogger if you do it again. Go fuck yourself you pig-fucking marketing whores. Pissing people off is not selling shit.

Most Fucked-Up Website Ever

Yeah I don't even know what to say about this one. It's got a bunch of looping animations and stuff you can interact with. Neat. Creepy. Enjoy.