Fred Watches The Emmies

This is Fred Phelps' rambling review of this year's Emmy award ceremony. Specifically, he's pissed off about Stephen Colbert's opening statement "Good evening, godless sodomites." First of all, I'm honestly shocked that Phelps doesn't hold Colbert up as a national hero. Sadly, it appears Jesus has finally given him the ability to detect sarcasm in addition to unholy sodomite activity. Really though, how did he manage to stretch this complaint out to 10 minutes? I couldn't keep watching after 4, not because it was particularly insulting. It was just boring. Sorry Freddy. You need to take a public speaking class and learn to hold your audience captive. Like Hitler.

WBC Is Not A Big Truck

Word on the street is that Phelps stopped doing his PDF press releases when he found out Adobe (the company that makes PDF software) gives millions a year to gay rights activists. Now he's flushing his shit down a series of tubes and has broken into the viral video scene! Woo hoo! What's he got to say? How bout that Bill O'Reilly is a demon-possessed messenger of satan? You'll notice his cue card guy kinda moves around a lot during the video. (He can't afford a teleprompter like Falafel O'Reilly.) Also worth noting is the voiceover at the end which is the funniest thing I've heard all summer.



This is gonna be all over the cool kids' myspace pages.

Heh. Yeah there's more. I just can't get over how hilarious WBC is. I found a rawkin' ad Phelps put on a while ago. It's got hip tunes and a young, down to earth preacher dude here to tell you an important message: GOD HATES AMERICA!