
I was in a random doodle mood today and came up with this. Sorry I couldn't get a high quality scan. Hope you like anyway.
*Special thanks to Maggie for the posters
puerile meanderings
Effective immediately, and over student complaints, the teens were told to dismantle their Myspace.com accounts or similar sites with personal profiles and blogs. Defy the order and face suspension, students were told.I could kinda understand the reason for doing that to Myspace, but I still disagree entirely with an outright ban on it and blogging. There's no way I could respect this rule. In fact, I'd probably write a few nasty blog entries about it and get expelled to a public school.
It's shocking, but all of the "answers" below are being taught as fact to American teens thanks to President Bush's federally-funded abstinence-only programs...Oh shit. Either me or my roommate has AIDS. I'll go have us get tested and execute the offending party. Thanks Prezzie Bush!3. Fifty percent of gay teens are what?B: Infected with HIV. (Middle School FACTS [112-113])
Women who want to keep a partner should do what? B: Never ever never act too smart.Any ladies out there with man-trouble, drop out of college or high school (or grade school if you still can) and you'll be on the same road to romantic success as Britney. She's been married to the same guy for, what, 9 months now? That's 8 months and 29 days longer than her last marriage! Success!
A woman went to her doctor complaining of headaches - and was told there was a spider living her ear.