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Tuesday, July 11
Abstemious Bullshit
I love Penn & Teller's show. This is their episode about on the government burning money on an ineffective abstinence only program. Eh, a few scenes are rather
not work safe
(boo, titties) so watch where you watch.
How pathetic were those virgins? Clearly the only real reason they were virgins was because
no one would fuck them
. They even said they'd do it bareback and still no takers.
I do want to sit in on one of their abstinence magic shows. Flash paper is pretty flashy. But then again, I'd probably rather sit in on one of Penn & Teller's own magic shows. Still, it would be amusing to see them make horrible analogies for sex while they torch their toys. Fire has got to be the worst metaphor for sex. Ever. It's a chemical process that completely changes the fuel into something else. Also,
fires die
. I've always like a car-driving analogy much more. Driving a car can take you to really fun places. Hell, maybe even the drive itself is a blast. Driving can dangerous but that's why we have airbags, anti-lock brakes, and five star crash ratings. When will the government stop wasting so much money?
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