Mass Exodus

Fed up will all the "facts" and "science" being presented to their children in public schools, Baptists are considering pulling all their kids out of school so they can re-edumacate them in private schools or at home using the only text book you should ever be consulting: the Bible.

[The proposal] complains that curricula teaching that "the homosexual lifestyle is acceptable" are being implemented in public schools. It also criticizes a federal court ruling last year that banned the teaching of "intelligent design" — the notion that life is so complex it must have been created by a higher intelligence — in a Pennsylvania school system.

Thanks to Queerty for the story and this truly frightening image:

I feel like crying.