Friday, May 12

Christy News

œ article of the week: Christian
 The most important day of the year for Christians is Easter-Day when, legend would have it, Jesus Christ burst forth from a giant chocolate egg to save you from your sins. Except from the sin of being a fatty and guzzling too much chocolate. Although graphical representations of Jesus Christ usually depict him with a slender figure, chances are he was a fatty with body weight dimorphism.


Favorite Word in the English Language to be Named for a US Politician:
Santorum

I saw him in the news today and thought I'd share that. He earned that definition a while ago from comments he made on the homos.

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