Saturday, April 7
One If By Land
My brother was just asked to prom. His date's MO: throwing a (stolen) owl lawn ornament onto the roof outside my room. The owl was carrying a message a la the messenger owls of the Harry Potter universe. Crazy bitch couldn't even throw her invitation owl at the right room. At least she didn't throw an actual owl.
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*LOL*
That's hilarious!!
You're fucking kidding! Are your parents going to crucify her now because she brought some semblance of that heathen past your property line?
I don't know, but if she's really hardcore she'll start nailing cats to our door as a sign of her affection for my brother. That should really get them going.
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