This is Fred Phelps' rambling review of this year's Emmy award ceremony. Specifically, he's pissed off about Stephen Colbert's opening statement "Good evening, godless sodomites." First of all, I'm honestly shocked that Phelps doesn't hold Colbert up as a national hero. Sadly, it appears Jesus has finally given him the ability to detect sarcasm in addition to unholy sodomite activity. Really though, how did he manage to stretch this complaint out to 10 minutes? I couldn't keep watching after 4, not because it was particularly insulting. It was just boring. Sorry Freddy. You need to take a public speaking class and learn to hold your audience captive. Like Hitler.
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