Fools All Year Round

From the site:

We are a Christ Centered, Bible believing Ministry and our goal is to spread the Gospel through our unique clown performance in churches and community venues through the United States. In addition to our performance we also teach a professional level of clowning to all Christian clowns as well as clowns in training...

We can come to your church or community event and face paint, twist animal balloons and/or do a fun filled stage program. Our stage program runs from about 30 minutes to 1 hour and can be made to fit in your schedule. We can also do VBS or Children Crusades. Our program is very up beat and can reach children from 5 to 85.

Clowns are evidently now training the militant christian children in preparation for the Crusades 2.0. Many infidels will succumb to the wrath of their cream pies and squrity flowers. They will have no choice but to shake hands with their future Lord Jesus "Mr. Biggles" Christ, who of course will be wearing a buzzer ring, and who can magically miraculously produce balloon animals from his wounds.