The Dell De-Dellifier

For those of you who may have made the mistake of buying a Dell from your school (I know my school offers a fantastic line of Dell's My First Laptop with fully functional, realistic blue screen of death and hardware malfunctions), I came across this niftly little app meant to clean all the unnecessary crap off your Dell. Evidently these "computers" (and I use the term very liberally) come preloaded with a bunch of needless applications and utilities which ultimately just slow down your stack of burning money Dell. Click here, and download. I realize it's hard/potentially lethal to make lemonade when the lemons are home–grown in Chernobyl, but do your best.