Tuesday, October 11

Kama Sutra by Bush

From the quiz's answer page:
It's shocking, but all of the "answers" below are being taught as fact to American teens thanks to President Bush's federally-funded abstinence-only programs...
3. Fifty percent of gay teens are what?
B: Infected with HIV. (Middle School FACTS [112-113])
Oh shit. Either me or my roommate has AIDS. I'll go have us get tested and execute the offending party. Thanks Prezzie Bush!

Oh and I found this to be just as useful:
Women who want to keep a partner should do what? B: Never ever never act too smart.
Any ladies out there with man-trouble, drop out of college or high school (or grade school if you still can) and you'll be on the same road to romantic success as Britney. She's been married to the same guy for, what, 9 months now? That's 8 months and 29 days longer than her last marriage! Success!

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